home of the supernatural creatures of earth

home of the supernatural creatures of earth

” we are there ” I heard the taxi driver whose cab I was in said as he parked in front of a motel, I was already gone into my frequent thinking, it started from the day I defeated Patrick and learnt that the person I regarded as my life was just a mere illusion, created to deceive me.
Dealing with what my mom did to me was very hard, I’ve been finding myself thinking about it every time I’m alone, I couldn’t concentrate on anything again, I started distancing myself from my friends and loves.
” I can’t be vulnerable again ” I always say to myself in order to view my act of loneliness right.
It was when I couldn’t keep up with it that I decided to leave, I thought leaving all those things that held her memories will help me get over it but my few days away from home has thought me that no matter how far I run, the memories were still a step in front of me.
I didn’t know why I picked beacon hills but I felt some unnatural bond pulling me there.
I felt like it was the only place that could provide me with comfort and solace I seek.
Instead of using the air to get their as fast as possible, I decided to make the journey worthwhile with the use of road and rail.
I changed two bars of gold to cash from a goldsmith at a very high rate, the money was so much that I decided not to touch the remaining 18 bars because I was sure that I would not be able finish the cash I got off the two bars.
I purchased another phone on the road, I decided to do that because I didn’t want to keep in touch with my friends in Marseille and I didn’t want to get rid of my Phone in case the need to connect with them arises.
I kept the phone in my bag and switched to the new ones.
I couldn’t keep count of the clubs I visited throughout my journey to beacon hills.
I made it more or less like a tour.
Instead of going to beacon hills straight and spend just a day or two before getting there, I made sure I alighted at all the city I passed.
Spending at least 24 hours there before leaving there.
I drank ,drank ,drank watched girls dance and the likes but I couldn’t lay with anyone of them.
The only reason I visited clubs and bars was not to be alone because I wouldn’t help but fall into deep thinking again.
After two weeks on the road I finally got to beacon hills, I’d even forgotten that I was a beast because after the defeating of Patrick and my mom, I’d refrained myself from using my power.
” is there any club around here” I asked the taxi driver as I gave him cash for the service he rendered to me.
He’s been the one touring me around since I got to beacon hills.
One of the significant place we went to was Eichen house, but we didn’t enter, I just viewed it from afar.
” there are many ” the driver replied me
” there’s even one hot stripper club organized today that I’m going to attend after am through with my work today which am already through with it now but I don’t think you’ll be allow in because I don’t think you’re up to 18 ” he added which gat me a little bit angry.
” let me worry about that ” I said as I sat back comfortably and used my finger to signify to him that he should drive and he drove me down there.
It wasn’t a long journey there as we got there in just 10 minute drive.
I gave him a tip as I alighted and he also came down.
I viewed where he said the club was and looked at the driver with a disbelieving eye
” where is the club ” I asked him looking perplexed.
” don’t judge a book by it’s cover , worry about how you’re going to get inside” he said patting me lightly and left me where I was standing ,bouncing towards the small door he pointed to me, he opened it and entered.
I really wish to judge the book by its cover because it looked boring but I decided to change my and read the book before giving my final verdict about it.
I sluggishly walked towards the door and opened it, the sound wave that hit me almost made me lost my hearing, it was bawling inside there. Their were two bouncers standing in front of another door which I think holds the real deal.
I knew behinds the door lies guys and gals going crazy which I also wish to.
The door and wall must have being made with some things that doesn’t allow the sound out, I thought to myself as I made my way to the bouncers holding their ground in front of the door concealing the real deal.
” your identification card and ticket ” one of the bouncer said with a strong baritone pushing me back as I tried to make my way pass through them.
That wasn’t the first time such was happening, as you all know that I’m still under 18, 16 to be precise for those who has already forgotten.
I’ve been bribing my way in ,in every clubs I’ve been attending because I didn’t bring along my fake identification, but none has ever asked me for ticket.
Maybe it was the secret kind of clubbing where different series of hard drugs and brain numbing alcohol are being sold.
And the stupid driver that brought me there didn’t tell me anything about it.
” worry about how you get inside ” the driver’s last word flew to me.
I dipped my hand into my pocket and brought out some bucks and handed it to the guy who talked to me, he collected the money from me and a wicked grin escaped my lip but it didn’t lasted as he flipped the money away and gave me a deafening slap, the slap was so hectic and crucial that it made me to land on the floor.
” get out of here chipmunk before I eat you raw ” The bouncer whose size is almost thrice of mine said and dusted his hand.
I released a wicked grin as I stood up, I placed my bag beside a wall ,dusted my cloth and moved closer to the two guys.
” looks like you haven’t gotten enough of that ” the bouncer said as he tried to punch me but I met his punch halfway with my palm and I could heard a crack ,which means that the bone in his wrist dislocated at once, as he withdrew his hand and groaned in pain.
The second bouncer looked at his partner then me with a shock expression, he brought out a club and tried to attack me.
I moved back a little, in order to add pressure to my wrist and when he tried to attack me with the club, I gifted him the punch on his g---n and I watched as he fell to his knee like a fallen Goliath and passed out.
The second one seeing what happened brought out a small pistol and aimed it at me.
” take another step and I send you to your d--n early grave and believe me ,no one will know” he said attaching silencer to the gun.
” must we do this, just lay down your arms and let me go inside and I might reconsider letting you live ” I said with a bold countenance and he bursted into laughter.
” looks like the little guy is ready to go ” he said and pulled the trigger, I felt the bullet hit me on my chest, I became angry at once as I felt my claws coming out, and started moving closer to him.
On seeing this, he emptied the remaining bullets into my body but it didn’t affect me, I slashed his throat when I got nearer to him and I watched as he died without feeling any ounce of pity for him.
I wiped his blood off my hand on his cloth, took my bag ,opened the door and entered the club.
I wiped his blood off my hand on his cloth, took my bag ,opened the door and entered the club.
I entered looking innocent, everyone was busy dancing to notice a teenager like me in the club.
I blended in at once and started moving to the rhymes of the beat the DJ was dropping.
I was already lost in the dance when a girl danced closer to me.
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GIRL : you look cute { she shouted because of the noise inside the club }
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ME : not the first to say that { I shouted back }
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GIRL : and am sure I’m not the first to do this { she said putting her hand into my trouser and grabbed my d--k and I left out a soft moan }
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ME : what are you doing { I managed to ask }
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GIRL : hanging out with you
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ME : not that, your hand
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GIRL : oh sorry { she exclaimed } I noticed the bulge, just want to be sure if my eye wasn’t tricking me, but a huge d--k you got down their for a guy of your age { she said removing her hand from my trouser }
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ME : { surprised } how did you know my age
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GIRL : { smirked } I could easily tell that you’re either below 16 or a little bit above it
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ME : how { I asked surprised }
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GIRL : do you think you’re the only under age kid sneaking into clubs to have fun, I’m also 16 and I can easily tell when I see someone who’s my age mate.
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ME : cool, what’s your name
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GIRL : not telling you , I’m here just to have fun not to make friends.
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ME : what are you doing with me then.
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GIRL : you can call it one night stand.
She said and kissed me deeply and I drew her more closer to me and returned her token of gratitude by kissing her back.
After some minutes of intense kissing, we stopped kissing and she tried to caught her breath.
After she was stable, she looked at me and we bursted into laughter.
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GIRL : that was breathtaking, I feel like having you in me now
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ME : not so soon girl, I’m leaving yet.
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GIRL : but I think your d--k has a different opinion about that { she said massaging it through my trouser, it was already hard and she used her hand to trace it to the head and suddenly gasped } this is extraordinary huge , I don’t think it will fit in my k---y.
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ME : you have to try it first to be sure { I was also not sure if it was going to fit because my c--k has grown bigger over the days, it noe measures 12 inches when hard and 7 inches in flacid form }
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GIRL : okay, we will see to that when we leave here, can you take label?
{ she asked me stretching something that looked like candy to me }
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ME : yes { I replied without thinking twice and collected it from her, unwrapped it and threw the whole stuff into my mouth and chewed it}
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GIRL : wow { she exclaimed } you must really be strong because that stuff you just finished at a go, even all the grownups here only take a lick at it then wrap it back and after some minutes lick again, a whole candy is meant to last for at least 48 hours before you finish it, but here you are finishing label in just a minute.
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ME : I’m stronger than you think { I smile because of her words, I’ve taken quantity of drugs that could paralyse a full drug addict for a month and nothing happened to me, just 10 minutes effects and I was okay }
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GIRL : are you sure, because I can see you twitching.
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ME : { s--t , she was d--n right, I could feel some funny things happening to me internally, I haven’t felt that way before, everywhere started spinning in my eye and I could hear the strange girl mumbling some words but it felt like she was far from me and all I could hear was the echoes of her words.
I wasn’t able to hear the beat being played in the club again.
” are you alright ” I finally managed to hear her say.
” I’m okay ” I said pretending to be alright.
Then she leaned on me and kissed me and I felt myself got better at once.
The music suddenly went off and we broke the kiss.
” this is sheriff Stilinski, everyone stay where you are ”
I heard a grumpy man in uniform said beside the DJ as different people in uniform which i presumed to be police officers started trooping in.
The strange girl suddenly squatted down and dragged me down with her.
” follow me ” she whispered to me as she started moving squatting down.
I followed suit and was following behind her, the kind of light and the enormous people present inside their made it impossible for the police to see us.
We entered a small room having a small door, she opened the door and voala ,the outside wind graced my face.
” let go quickly before they catch us ” the strange girl beckoned to me as she ran out through the door, but I stopped looking at her running, I was contemplating if I should trust her or not ( as you all know that I’ve trust issue )
” check that room ” I heard one of the officer said as I heard his footsteps getting closer.
I quickly run out through the door
” over here ” I heard at my back
I quickly beast speed away from there not knowing where I was going.
I stopped beside a forest when I was sure I was out of sight.
I didn’t know the way back to the motel the driver took me to before we went to the club.
I stood beside the road praying that a car pass by.
After waiting for some minutes and couldn’t see any car passing by, I decided to start trekking to anywhere maybe I would have luck and get to the town.
I haven’t taken up to ten steps when I felt something unnatural drawing me into the forest.
I tried to resist it but it was getting stronger.
Then I suddenly started feeling the symptoms I felt when I took the label the girl gave me, but this time more crucial than before.
I suddenly felt numb and fell down, I felt myself transforming without control, my fangs and claws out, my body on fire ,I roared loudly as I stood up.
My mind was active, I knew what was happening but an unknown force was controlling me.
I saw a car sped pass me and the driver of the car was looking at me with shock visible in his eye, he panicked as he swerved into the forest and hit a tree.
I wanted to go and save him but whatever the force that was controlling me didn’t allow me.
I started heading into the forest not knowing where I was going, after walking deeply into the forest, I came across a stumped big tree and beside the tree was a dead being with a rotten face.
The unknown force moved me closer to the dead being.
I carried the dead being to the top of the stumped tree and sat on it.
After sitting on it like a monk with the dead being in my hand, the fire in my body suddenly started blazing high and the dead being with rotten face opened her eye, and stood up, she moved to my back, tilt my head a little and clamped her teeth on my neck.
I felt my blood draining and the fire on my body was going down.
After sucking all the blood inside of me, the fire emanating from my body died.
And
I passed out at once.
After sucking all the blood inside of me, the fire emanating from my body died.
And
I passed out at once.
••
I woke up in the morning to find myself naked on the big stumped tree.
I felt very tired and awfully empty.
I felt like a part of me was missing but I don’t know it.
” my bag “! I suddenly exclaimed when I noticed it wasn’t with me.
What made me exclaimed was because of my 18 bars of gold in it.
I stood and got down from the stumped tree.
There was no dead body around again,
” what was that ” I asked myself rhetorically as all the events that happened the other night came rushing into my memory.
The awful feelings that I’d lost something more greater than my golds hit me again, it was like I was divided into two and my other half taken away.
I look round the forest and everywhere looked the same, I didn’t know where to go, didn’t know the right path.
I didn’t want to start any journey without having a headlight , in order not to go deep into the heart of the forest thinking am going out.
Then an idea struck me,
” if I turn to a beast ,I can comb this forest faster and locate my way out ” I said to myself as I tried to transform.
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” what’s happening ” I asked myself rhetorically as I tried to transform but couldn’t.
I tried again using all my strength but only my claws and fangs yielded my calling.
I fell down on the floor with fear as the reality of what happened dawn on me.
Whatever it is that happened to me the other day must have being the reason my power is gone.
I felt myself shedding tears as I now know why I felt awfully empty.
The other part of me which is my beast form is gone, I could say that only 15 percent of it was left because my fangs and claws were still coming out but not as long as the real one.
That was when I knew that there’s different between having something and deciding not to use it and losing that thing completely.
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” I will surely get my powers back no matter what it takes ” I said in a voice mixed with anger and tears.
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Suddenly, I started hearing the police siren from a far distance, I quickly got up and started following the sound wave.
After some minutes of me walking, I could see the road from afar and some officers, an ambulance was there and I could see man on a stretcher being wheeled into the ambulance.
I hid near a tree watching what was happening.
It was the man that had an accident that was been wheeled into the ambulance.
I saw the car he was in,it was a total wreck.
I saw the sheriff that came to the club near a police car with two boys that seems to be of my age.
He was talking to them, I tried to listen to what they were saying but it wasn’t possible, I , gently on my toes changed my location to a tree closer to them.
But something surprised me ,when I threading on my toe to the tree making sure I didn’t make a sound, one of the two boys beside the sheriff suddenly looked towards my direction as if he heard something and I quickly squatted.
When he seems not to see anything, he averted his gaze from there.
But what shocked was that he shouldn’t have heard anything in the first place, because of the distance.
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” Stiles , I’m the sheriff not you, so get your a-s back to house and prepare for school ” the sheriff screamed
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” but we think this accident is related to supernatural, the driver said he saw a man on fire standing without anything happening to him “, the boy the sheriff called Stiles said shocking me.
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” if it’s supernatural or unnatural, it’s my duty to investigate that and it’s your duty to get back to school, and how did you even know that an accident occurred here and got here before we do ” the sheriff asked looking at the two boys with a wierdo kind of look.
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” how we got to know is not important, what’s important is that ghost rider is in beacon hills ” stiles said and the detective smirked.
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” and what’s a ghost rider, is that another type of supernatural being that you haven’t told me about ” the sheriff asked looking perplexed
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” dad ” Stiles screamed
” which planet are you living, you haven’t watch ghost rider movie, a man that a man has a bike and can change to skeleton emitting fire with a chain in his hand ,eliminating the bad guys ” Stiles said displaying some of the ghost rider’s action in a humorous manner and I couldn’t help but smile.
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The sheriff shook his head in a disbelieving manner
” what do you expect me to do, I should tell my officers to start looking for a man emitting fire from his body, the two of you get out of here” the sheriff barked at them.
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The two boys obeyed and started heading to a jeep that’s out of model, then suddenly as if they’ve already planned it before, the two boys boys halted abruptly and turned back heading towards the sheriff.
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” no you don’t have to tell your officers to look for the ghost rider, what they need to look for is his bike,then you’ve gotten him ” Stiles said looking serious
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” Scott take him away from here ” the sheriff beckoned unto the second boy who kept mute throughout the drama Stiles was performing.
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” Got something down here sheriff” one of the officers suddenly screamed and all attentions diverted to him including mine.
The officer had a bag in his hand which I recognized to be mine.
The sheriff and the guy quickly rushed to the officer and I also rushed out of the forest naked because of the gold inside my it.
I didn’t trust them with it.
The sheriff collected it from the officers and when he was about to open it, I quickly hijacked it from him and tried to run away but I was nof fast enough and I knew they will soon caught up with me and the bag was also not as heavy as it was before. so I stopped and they also stopped .
I faced them and I saw as Stile’s gaze fell on my d--k and he gasped.Two officers moved closer to me and grabbed me and they collected the bag from my hand.
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” it’s mine, don’t open it ” I screamed as the sheriff was about to open the bag.
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” what do you have to claim it’s yours ” the sheriff asked and stopped the opening of the bag.
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” open that small zip at that and, my identification card is inside and my name is Marseillaise Benjamin, you’ll see it vividly on it ” I said using my hand to cover my d--k because of Stiles, that was the only place is gaze was.
I knew he was shock with the size.
The sheriff handed the bag to me after confirming it was mine .
••
” what are you doing here naked ” the sheriff asked while I was busy searching through my bag to give him an answer.
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” nooooo ” I suddenly screamed when I found out my gold has disappeared from my bag.
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” what’s the ” the sheriff wanted to ask me what was wrong but was interrupted by one of his officer who whispered something into his ear.
I saw the detective brought out his phone and checked it.
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” he’s the murder suspect ” the sheriff said and the other officer brought out a handcuff and cuffed me as I was taken nakedly into one of the police vehicle.
the dawn of a new relationship

the dawn of a new relationship

CHRIS BAWA is a young talented fashion designer. The fashion company he works for is sending him to South Africa as their CEO. A top businessman in South Africa is impressed with Chris’ designs and has decided to partner the Company. The businessman is getting married in Takoradi, and Chris is given an invitation card to represent his Company at the Wedding.
But then, he sees that the girl who’s going to marry the businessman is EFFE KEDEM, a girl who had been Chris’ fiancé, a girl Chris had loved with all his heart, a girl who had broken his heart, a girl who had ignited fierce passions in the heart of Chris!
Chris can’t say no!
He has to be there!
Suddenly, his happy life takes a stunned shock, and his heart kick-starts out of its comfort zone and spirals into a massive cycle as old passions of volcanic proportions scream back into life!
Thrills. Passion. Betrayal. Enjoy the first CHRISEFFE ROMANCE series in all its explosive twists and turns…
EPISODE 1
The Klever Magg
Location: CHRIS’ OFFICE,
A large modern office, brightly lit, replete with modern art and office equipment.
CHRIS BAWA is sitting on an elegant swivel chair behind a huge oak desk. He is dressed in an excellently tailored black suit and crisp white shirt.
His necktie is loosened at the neck. The office door opens and a smartly-dressed elderly woman walks in. She is holding a slim black file, and her face splits into a happy grin when she sees Chris.
She is EVELYN BOAMPONG, 55 years old. She is the CEO of Slash Designs. Chris gets to his feet and a smile of welcome crosses his handsome face.
CHRIS
Did the Board like the designs?
EVELYN
(Drops the file on the desk, and then she walks up to him and hugs him gently)
Liked? That’s an understatement. It blew them off their feet, Chris. We are using your designs exclusively for the African Fashion Show in South Africa this September!
CHRIS
Exclusively? That’s a bit deep, Mrs. Boampong. Gabriel isn’t going to like this. He is the Head Designer after all, and I think his designs are decent too.
EVELYN
Decent is the right word, Chris. Gabby is good, we all know that, and we certainly appreciate his dedication to Slash Designs over the years, but we are going with the best for the South African show, and the best is your FURY collection.
She drops into a chair and crosses her legs.
EVELYN
You’ve not reached that level of greatness yet, my dear friend. But you will get there. The Board has recognized your potential, and that’s why we’re going with you. I know how concerned you are, and I know old Gabby has been giving you the cold shoulder lately. That was bound to happen. Old lions die hard, and that’s that. To break the ice, the Board has decided to let Gabby hold the lines in Ghana. We want to send you to South Africa in September. You’re going to open the Slash Designs lines over there, and you’re going to send it International.
She stands up, reaches across and pushes the black file towards him.
EVELYN
You can’t please everybody in this industry, Chris. You’re young, and you’re going places. Ride with the tide, boy. I’ll see you tomorrow.
She heads for the door as he opens the file. His voice halts her just as she reaches for the handle. He is holding up an elaborately-designed golden envelope.
CHRIS
You left this in the file.
EVELYN
Oh, sorry. Almost forgot. That’s a wedding invitation. Mr. Rupert Henderson, our South African partner, is getting married on Saturday in Takoradi. The Chairman wants you to be present.
CHRIS
Me? No, Eve. I mean …I’m taking Elaine to Akosombo on Saturday. I’ve been putting it off for decades. There’s a favourite aunt she wants to visit and …
EVELYN
Old aunts can wait, Chris. Rupert is more than a partner to us. The man practically owns the South African business market. He has links, he has contacts, he has political clout and he is probably the wealthiest man in Africa. He is immensely pleased with your designs. This is the golden chance, boy. You get into his good books and your doorway to fame and glory is wide open. That’s why the Chairman wants you to attend this wedding.
CHRIS
I guess I have no choice then.
EVELYN
No, you don’t, my boy.
CHRIS
This Rupert, he looks quite old, right? The guy’s nudging close to seventy, so what’s all this about? He’s South African, so why’s he marrying in Ghana anyway?
EVELYN
Actually he will be sixty-five this Saturday. He’s marrying on his birthday, incidentally. The lady is a Ghanaian, and that’s why he’s marrying here. From what I hear she’s quite young too, far younger than he is. She’s around thirty, I guess.
CHRIS
Thirty years? I’ll be damned! She’s young enough to be his grand-daughter, for Christ’s sake! She’s probably doing this for his money. Women and money!
EVELYN
Naughty, incorrigible Chris. Do not judge, my boy. It may be true love, you know. Get your act together and make sure you are at the wedding on Saturday. The Chairman and I will leave on Wednesday. We will expect you there. Your Mom is in Takoradi, right? You can take the opportunity to see her. You can leave on Thursday, if you wish. But let me know tomorrow. Good night, Chris.
She walks out and closes the door.
CHRIS:
(hesitates a moment, then opens the envelope. He sniffs it. He shakes his head, smiling, and he looks very impressed.)
Boy, boy, boy! This old geezer sure knows how to flaunt money, man! The envelope is perfumed!
He pulls the card half-way out from the envelope, but just then his mobile phone rings. He snatches it up and puts it to his ear. The envelope is still clutched in his right hand.
CHRIS
Hello, my dearest Angel. Worried about me, right?
He listens for a while, and then a smile crosses his face.
CHRIS
Sorry, Love. I had to wait for the Board Meeting to close. Something good just happened, my love. Seems to me that you’re looking at the new CEO of Slash Designs, South Africa Lounge!
He listens for a while again, and then bursts out laughing happily.
CHRIS
You keep it iced, my love. I am coming right home, and we sure are going to celebrate!
He cuts off the phone. Puts the wedding invitation on his swivel chair and quickly packs his laptop into its bag.
He heads for the door with his laptop case slung across his shoulder. At the door he pauses, remembering the envelope, and then goes back for it.
He walks through the huge glass doors of Slash Designs. He walks to the car park and heads for a sleek shiny black Nissan Pathfinder.
He puts his laptop bag on the passenger seat and flings the wedding card on top of the bag.
The envelopes lands, and the card slides further out of it, and now the face of a young woman can be seen clearly on the light-golden invitation card.
A security man beckons him to reverse, and Chris slowly manoeuvres the car out.
He blasts his horn to the security man, and drives out of the huge gates of Slash Designs.
The Klever Magg
Chris is driving down the fast lane of the 37 Military Road heading towards Airport junction.
He is listening to music from the CD player, and nodding his head in time with the tune. His phone rings and he glances over to his right.
His phone is lying on the wedding card, which has now slid further out of its envelope.
The picture on the card depicts a beautiful girl holding hands with an elderly man, framed in a heart. Chris picks the call.
CHRIS
What the dilly dilly dilly yoo, Steve. I am driving, okay? Let me call you back, bro. Yeah, yeah. Safe, rasta!
He cuts the call, still smiling, and leans over to put the phone back on the wedding card.
He sees the picture on the card and he groans hoarsely, passionately, his face absolutely shocked.
CHRIS
JESUS H. CHRIST!
He draws a shuddering breath and rubs his forehead. He looks really disturbed.
His face filled with incredulity, he looks at the card again. He is close to a bus stop.
He swings in past the waiting passengers and parks at the extreme end of the bus stop. Trembling, he reaches up and turns on the twin inside lights.
He reaches for the card and pulls it out of the envelope. Chris looks at the woman on the card. She is a fair woman, oval-faced, slim, and extremely beautiful.
CHRIS
EFFE KEDEM! OH, DEAR SWEET JESUS! IT IS EFFE!
His body begins to tremble, and his breathing is laboured. Slowly his eyes fall on the card again. He sees the words:
RUPERT AND EFFE, A CELEBRATION OF LOVE.
CHRIS
YOU D--N B---H! EFFE
He leans his head back and closes his eyes. He bites his lower lip, and a deep groan that sounds almost like a sob blasts through his throat.
He remembers that first time he met Effe Kedem…
It had been on the Winneba-Accra road.
Chris is driving a dark-coloured Toyota Camry. He has just left Winneba junction. He is approaching the next town.
He sees a lot of people along the road. Some are frantically waving to him to slow down. Chris is in a bend, and he slows down considerably.
First he sees the green branches lying along the road, and shortly afterwards he comes across a motor accident.
The people are staring down a deep ravine, and Chris sees a badly mangled bus lying half across the street, and the burning remains of another car down in the ravine along the road.
Chris pulls over, stopping several metres ahead of the parked cars. He gets out and trots to the edge of the ravine.
The car, tyres pointing upwards, is burning now. Chris listens to a young man narrating how a bus belonging to the ORPHANAGE OF HOPE has collided with another bus.
No one is dead, and the wounded have already been conveyed to the Winneba Government Hospital.
Chris then gets into his car, starts up and drives away. Suddenly he senses a movement behind him and looks into his driving mirror and finds himself looking at the blackened face of somebody sitting in his backseat.
Chris shouts with shock. He drives off the road unto the shoulder, his eyes still fixed on the driving mirror.
He brakes hard and swivels in his seat. It is a girl. She is wearing a badly stained designed dress of some sort, and after a moment he sees that it is printed with the round logo of the ORPHANAGE OF HOPE.
Her face is grimy, just like her skin. She stares at him with fear on her face, continually wringing her hands.
CHRIS
Who the hell are you? And how did you get into my car?
She holds up her hands towards him, and tears suddenly forms in her eyes. Her voice is soft and plaintive.
GIRL
Please, please sir, don’t let him take me back, please!
CHRIS
Were you in the Orphanage bus?
GIRL
Yes, yes, please! When the cars collided I fell out. I was lying in the bushes when you parked your car, and climbed in when you got out!
CHRIS
What’s your name?
GIRL
Effe. Effe Kedem. Please, please, I beg of you, don’t let me go back to that awful place…to that bad man…please!
CHRIS
Listen, girl, I don’t want to get involved with you, okay? I am sending you to the first police station I see, okay?
Her whole body shakes with violent panic, and her huge eyes look very terrified.
EFFE
Nooooo! Please don’t send me back to him…don’t send me back to him!
CHRIS
Okay, okay, belt it down, lady. Hey, shut up!
She stops screaming.
CHRIS
Who are you talking about? Who don’t you want to go back to?
EFFE
Mr. Afful.
Chris waits, but she says nothing more.
CHRIS
This Mr. Afful, is he at the Orphanage?
EFFE
Yes, He is the Manager. He does bad things to me…very bad things!
CHRIS
Listen, Effe. I’m going to Accra. I can’t take you with me. That will be kidnapping and can get me into serious trouble with the law. Is there somebody you know who I can call for you?
EFFE
I have Auntie Joyce’s number. Please if you’re going to Accra take me with you. I’ll get down at Accra.
CHRIS
Is Auntie Joyce in Accra?
EFFE
No. She’s in Winneba. She also works at our orphanage. She is good.
CHRIS
Aren’t you a bit too big to be in an orphanage? Do you work there?
EFFE
No. I grew up there. i was left in a basket in front of the orphanage when I was a baby. It seems my mother, whoever she is, didn’t want me.
CHRIS
(His expression melting to one of sympathy.) I see. Mr. Afful, the Manager, he rapes you?
EFFE
Auntie Joyce has not allowed him to…yet! But he does bad things to me…with his fingers…
Chris sits silently for a while; lips pursed, and regards her with troubled eyes.
CHRIS
Listen, Effe. Because of what you have told me, I will take you to Accra…
EFFE
Oh, thank you, thank you!
CHRIS
When we get to Accra, I will contact Auntie Joyce, and I’ll let her come for you. That’s all I can do for you now, ok?
Effe lies down in the seat. He drives on. After a time he looks back at her. She is sleeping now, both hands clasped under her head, legs bent innocently.
When they get to Kasoa he stops and buys a T-Shirt and jeans for her. He also buys some Waakye and bottled water too.
She wakes up suddenly and starts screaming, her hands slapping at unseen attackers.
CHRIS
It is alright, Effe. It is alright. You’re safe!
She looks at him, and for a moment she does not recognize him. After a moment she calms down and then she nods once.
He parks off the road again and turns to her.
CHRIS
There’s a police barrier ahead, Effe. They might be aware of the accident, and seeing you in my car, dressed in the Orphanage’s clothes, will make them suspicious and bring problems. You understand?
She looks terrified again, but he holds up a hand to reassure her.
CHRIS
It is okay, alright? I bought you some clothes. I will get out and allow you to change. There’s a towel too. Clean up your face a bit, and then eat. Hopefully, we can get through.
She nods, and he gets out. He stands at the back of the car, leaning against the boot.
CHRIS
What the hell am I doing? What am I getting myself into?
He passes through the police barrier safely, and they get to Accra. He enters a boutique and buys her some dresses.
He finds a small hotel and pays for a night, and he sends Effe in. Her face is beginning to get terrified again when they enter the room, but he smiles at her reassuringly.
CHRIS
Don’t worry, girl. I will not do anything to you.
EFFE
(nodding)
You are my guardian angel. Auntie Joyce told me that someday I will find a guardian angel who is willing to help me out.
CHRIS
I’m no angel, girl. I will call Auntie Joyce, she will come for you…and that’s that, okay?
He orders some more food and asks her to take a bath first. He gives her the three dresses he has bought for her.
Her face lights up with pure innocent joy, and he smiles. She selects one of the dresses, a knee-length white thing, simple but nice, and disappears into the bathroom.
He is sitting at the desk, making a list of the things he will do the next day, when the bathroom door opens and she comes in.
She is wearing the white dress. Her hair is tied back in a ponytail. She stops and looks at him shyly.
Chris stares. The change from dirty grimy girl to the stunning beauty he is looking at is so great that for a moment he is lost for words. Her beauty is quite extraordinary.
CHRIS
You’re beautiful.
She blushes furiously. A waiter wheels in their food and they have a meal.
Later she falls asleep in the far corner against the wall, curled up on one side, covering herself completely except for her head.
She does not use the pillows, but her hands are folded under her head. Chris stands beside the bed, hands in his pockets, and stare at her.
Chris suddenly bolts forward. His phone, on the passenger seat, is ringing.
He looks at his phone. The image on it is a portrait of a beautiful young lady, and the name below it reads ANGEL.
Her real name is ELAINE BOATENG. She is 28 years old. She is Chris’ fiancée. Chris picks the call.
CHRIS
Hello, Angel.
ELAINE
My love, it is getting late. Traffic demons again?
CHRIS
Yeah, but I’m at Airport junction. I will be there soon.
ELAINE
What’s wrong, love? You don’t sound so funky. Horror day again?
CHRIS
Nah, just a bit bushed out, I guess.
ELAINE
Hurry up and come home, my love. I’m going to rub you down real slow and show you a piece of heaven.
CHRIS
Hmm, yeah. I think I will like that, Angel. Love it when you’re in this kinda mood, sugar pie!
ELAINE
I’m all spread out and waiting, Superman. Just fly and come and rescue me! I’m all heated up here, love.
CHRIS
Can’t wait to sing to your body, Angel. See you soon. Bye.
He looks at the wedding card, and stares at the face of Effe Kedem. Suddenly he looks angry.
CHRIS
Leave me alone, Effe Kedem! Stay out of my life, devil!
He begins to drive again. Suddenly he starts hammering the steering-wheel with his fist.
CHRIS
Leave me the hell alone, Effe!
He snatches up his mobile phone again, activates the call list, selects a name, and dials.
A male voice answers. The voice belongs to STEVE HOLLISON, aged 38. He is Chris’ best friend.
STEVE
What the dilly yoo? Are you at the fuel station?
CHRIS
Nah, man. I’m driving home. Elly’s waiting, so I gotta rush.
STEVE
Eh, charlie, your own good oo! Say hi to her for me, ok?
CHRIS
Belt up and listen, you d--n parrot. Something bad just happened. You won’t believe the s--t you’re about to hear, man. Effe is getting married!
STEVE
You’re not, by any stretch of the imagination, talking about Effe Kedem, are you?
CHRIS
Do I know any other d--n Effes? Of course it is her, the greatest love of my life, the girl who broke my heart so badly that I almost committed suicide. Same girl, dude, same hell. And I’ve been invited to her hell of a wedding. She’s marrying some a-----e from South Africa, some d--n…
STEVE
Hey, hey, hey, man, slow down. Simmer down, rasta. Take it from the top. What happened?
CHRIS
What didn’t happen, dude? You just wouldn’t believe how small the world is! My bosses just invited me to Effe’s wedding!
STEVE
You telling me you’ve been in touch with Effe all this time?
CHRIS
Hell no! Haven’t heard from or seen her for four years! This is just one of those d--n twists of fate! Our business partner from South Africa decides to marry a Ghanaian girl, and he chooses no other girl than my girlfriend, can you believe that?
STEVE
Not your girlfriend, dude. Not even your ex-girlfriend. That girl was death to you, man. But talk about crazy coincidences, and this surely beats any I’ve ever heard! Say, bro, what…
There are two sharp beeps in Chris’ ear, and then silence.
CHRIS
Hello, Steve, you there?
He looks at the phone, and redials. A mechanical voice tells him that Steve cannot be reached.
Steve’s phone has gone off. Chris swears, puts down the phone, and continues to drive. He rubs his forehead occasionally in obvious stress.
CHRIS
Oh, Effe! What’re you doing to me now? Why now, oh Lord, why now?
CHRIS’ LUXURY APARTMENT IN HAATSO – NIGHT
Chris drives into a very beautiful compound. The house is flat and very nicely designed.
There is a white Nissan Rogue already parked in front of the house. It belongs to his girlfriend, Elaine Boateng.
He picks up the wedding card, looks at it for a while, and then he opens the glove compartment and throws it in.
He picks up his laptop and gets out of the car. He enters the house. The living-room is semi-dark, and he quickly doubles his steps as he nears bedroom door.
He pushes the door open silently. The bedroom is huge, has a four-poster bed. Gentle and soft music comes from the speakers.
It is an alluring and romantic setting. She is lying on the bed, propped up against the headboard, wearing a very short sky-blue nightdress. Her legs are slightly apart.
He looks at her, and then he drops his laptop and approaches the bed. A happy smile plays around her lips as she raises herself up to meet his kiss.
They kiss passionately, and her hands push his coat away and frantically undo his tie. He holds her desperately, kissing her hard.
There is a flash as he recalls Effe’s face. Elaine reaches inside his shirt and caresses his chest.
She unzips his trousers, and her hand reaches in. She stops suddenly even as he tries hard to kiss her.
She puts a hand on his chest and gently pushes him back. Her eyes search his face.
ELAINE
What’s up, Tiger? The engine room is cold.
CHRIS
Just a bit bushed, I guess. Let me take a shower. That might do the trick.
ELAINE
Do that, Sweetness. I’m here, and I’m all yours.
Chris shirks his clothes and walks into the bathroom in his boxers. He leans against the closed door and exhales rapidly.
CHRIS
Effe, I will not let you do this to me, you d--n b---h!
He turns on the shower. Cold water splashes over him, and he let it fall on him for a long time.
He emerges from the bathroom naked. Elaine watches him, and a mischievous look passes across her lovely face.
Their kiss is fervent, their desire strong. They moan as they make love. Later, he falls asleep.
Elaine lies beside him, her face happy as she lazily watches the muted television.
Suddenly a soft dinging sound comes through. It is Chris’ mobile phone’s message tone. She takes his phone out of its trouser clip and glances at the screen.
It reads: NEW MESSAGE FROM STEVE.
ELAINE
What’re you bad boys up to?
She inputs Chris’ password, opens and reads the message from Steve.
SORRY. HAD LOW BATT AND DE FON WENT OFF. WE’LL TALK LATER BUT U KANT GO 2 EFFE’S WEDDING. OPT OUT CUZ IT’LL BRNG BAD ENDINZ. SEE YA LATER.
Elaine freezes.
She reads the text message again, and then she glances at the sleeping Chris.
She shakes him awake.
Amanda the village wife

Amanda the village wife


I was shivering as she started running her palm through my chest,, part of me wanted to grab her boobs that was revealed in the slightly opened nightie and the other was afraid to die young….. Oh my gosh.. Stop driving me crazy will you….
Me: but th..is isn’t rig..ht *i stammered*
President’s wife: first of all, call me Amanda when we are alone, it’s an order.. And yes I know it isn’t right but you won’t stop driving me crazy Jason,, I can’t help it
“it’s not my fault, I am just too handsome” I said in my mind na… She placed the laptop on the floor taking my left hand and landed it on her extremely fresh lap while I was just gently rubbing it ignoring the part that was afraid to die young..our lip was about colliding when soft knocks suddenly landed on her door and we quickly disengaged..
Amanda: Hide behind the ward-drobe*she whispered*
I quickly ran and hide behind the big ward-drobe even maintaining my breath..she later opened the door and someone entered…the voice was a match with the President’s then I know am finished,,chaii…
President: I want to sleep here today,,I have lesser work tonight and I know we have no time for each other since I became the President..
Amanda: ooh.. But I want to be alone tonight..am sorry..
President: oh,,as you wish hon, it’s okay,, Goodnight hon…
The sound of his steps showed he has turned back and was leaving but suddenly i can’t hear the sound anymore means he stopped…
President: but why did you place the laptop on the floor?…
Amanda: I guess I was very angry, it wont work..
President: still you should be careful,,you might stepped on it unknownly and get hurt…
I can hear the pecking sound before the door was opened “goodnight” he said again and closed the door… Amanda ran to where I was hiding.. “are you okay?”…”I think so” I replied…
Me: I have to leave now,, I’ll take the laptop with me..
I can see sadness clearly visible on her face as I unplugged the laptop and exited her room,, I started blaming myself as I kept reminiscing the obvious sadness shown on her face..did I just make an angel sad,,angel Gabriel is coming for my soul… I dashed into my room,fixed the laptop then drifted to deep slumber…
I woke up the next day standing from my bed and stretching my body, I headed downstairs to gulp down water..you don’t believe me,, that’s the truth now,, okay it was to see Amanda face as I can’t stop thinking about her,, yes the day was a free day,, I was surprised to see the sitting room empty and TV turned on with the fashion show going on means she was there before… I was confused,, no agatha, no Amanda.. .chaii
I quickly asked a maid and she said she was urgently called.. D--n!!..but why didn’t she call me,,, I am doomed,,what if something happens to her… I was still in my misery when she walked in,,yeah in her angelic and dazzling dress while agatha was behind.. She later got to where I was standing with my heart beating tons of drums..at this rate, am going to have an heart attack..
Me: but ma, you didnt….(she cut in)
Amanda: shh.. I don’t have to
Me: ma?..
Amanda: you were sleeping and I don’t wanna disturb you,,you seemed tired..
Me: but my job is to…. (she interrupted again)
Amanda: shhh, life comes first..
“forget about yesterday night, I am sorry” she whispered to my ear getting closer to me enough then climbed up the stairs while I was standing transfixed on thesame spot… Agatha had her usual suspicious look as she followed her…the more I look at Amanda,, the more my heart beats..aish,, am going crazy… I later got myself a cup of water even though a maid volunteered to help me but I rejected the offer forming gentleman…
I later sat on the couch watching supersport and really I was enjoying the Man United Vs Chelsea match as a fan of Man United.. The channel was suddenly changed to zeeworld,,that was when I realise I and Allison were sitting on the same couch with few distance between us,, she was wearing a simple cloth revealing her most Fwesh body..you know “Fwesh” is fresher than “fresh”,,if you know you know…
She allowed her hair to fall freely enhancing her beauty,chaii.. I found myself sheepishly staring at her as she concentrated on the film been shown on the crazy channel while I sat calmly stylishly glancing at sister Aphrodite(goddess of beauty) sitting almost beside me… Silence occupied the whole sitting room and only loud sound was coming from the home theatres…i really hate that goddamned channel…
Allison: you can leave when you are done staring at me, are you househelps allowed to do anything here?
I was confused and at the same time irritated,,,househelp my foot..
Me: not one…
Allison: so who the hell are you mister? *facing me*
I cant reveal my identity to her… Chai…
Me: I came visiting my sister, the First Lady..
Allison: oh… I see…. *she hissed*
Me: A..llison right? *i stammered*
She suddenly diverted her attention to me staring at me surprisingly while my brain went numb.. Chaii.. She was most worthy President’s wife competitor in terms of beauty..
Allison: yea but how did you know my name? *full of curiosity*
Me: my sister told me about you,anyway I am Jason *smiled*
Allison: okay Jason.. Can you leave now?
Part of me was angry and ready to punch her but the other was afraid to die young.. “okay” I replied then buzzed off..
Later in the night, I was in my room playing games on my phone when it suddenly vibrated of incoming message.. I swiped to the notification bar and clicked on the message.. “can you do me a favour of returning my laptop and don’t keep me waiting” from the First Lady (Amanda)..Chaii.. I quickly carried her laptop realising I haven’t return it then rush to her room.. She opened the door after few seconds of knocking and she ushered me in even though she can just collect the laptop and I can be on my f-----g way..she motioned to me to sit on her bed while I stared at her confusingly…
Amanda: I have to be sure there is nothing wrong with it anymore *smiling*
I sat with her on her bed and I was still operating the laptop when her hand found it way to my chest region rubbing it like there is no tomorrow as she slightly revealed her upper boobs part making me go crazy than ever.. .the small Jason underneath was fighting for freedom while I tried to ignore her even though it was impossible.. I placed the laptop on the bed after successfully test running…
Me: I sh..ould lea..ve now *i stammered standing up*
I bowed then turned back and headed door direction trying to cover my standing ovation as much as I could.. “Jason” she called while I paused.. “don’t you dare walk out on me” she added… I was left with no choice than to turned back to see the surprise of my life… Chaiii.. This is the end of me… 

I turned back to surprisingly saw Amanda stark naked as she pulled off her nightie before me.. Her extremely fresh body and big boobs standing like Nepa pole was doing some terrible works on my body as the junior Jason already made it pass the boxers and vividly visible in the short I was wearing and no doubt Amanda noticed as she smiled and started walking towards me while I faced down and apologized…
Me: am,,am,, am sorr..y ma,, I didn’t m…
Amanda: shhh… *placing her finger on my lip*
My heart was beating loudly while I prayed to God silently to save me,, am dead if I am caught… Chaii…
Amanda: am crazily in love with you and I’ll go extra length, I mean I’ll do anything to have you Jason.. You didn’t have to fight it or hide it, I can see it in your eyes, I know you feel sameway, truly I have been loving you since the day I set my eyes on you and I kept loving you more and more.. I can’t help it and can’t hide it anymore…
I stared at her with my chest beating every now and then.. Tears slowly trickled down her face while I held her passionately and erased the tears and she stared at me gladly and slowly smiling…
Me: I think I love you too but……
Amanda: sshh,, I need you inside me now *she whispered*
Our lip met as she suddenly grabbed my stiff joystick through the short while I placed my hand on her Heavenly boobs gently rubbing it till we landed on her gargantuan large bed while my clothes were nowhere to be found.. I don’t even know who stripped it off.. “I want you now jason” she moaned placing my extremely hard rocky-cocky at the entrance of her Kat giving me a go ahead and ofcourse I entered fully without second mind while she let out soft moans in return gingering me to attack her buffon with my Ronaldo.. I pounced on her like hungry lion while she moans and sometimes screams making me scared of getting caught…
After few rounds with few styles, we collapsed beside each other on the bed while I was breathing heavily supporting my head with her pillow.. I wrapped her in my arm while my heart was beating danger danger… She was holding me tight not ready to let go… “I love you so much Jason” she said with a low tone and kissed me while I was caressing her hair… Oh my God I think I have fallen for this girl and am sure am playing with fire… D--n… I later dressed up and went to my room even though she wasn’t happy about me leaving.. I entered my room and exhaustedly crossed the border to wonderland…
The nextday was very stressful as the vice president and Amanda gave speech on the alliance president went to Russia to form,, we went many other places together… I was in my room very late in the night when soft knocks landed on my door,,”who could that be” I thought to myself.. I sluggishly opened the door to see Agatha standing holding sets of shopping bags that she handed to me with a bow claiming it was from Amanda and walked off… I sat on my bed checking the sets of the expensive suites in the bags.. Chaii.. Amanda call later came in and I picked it immediately…
Amanda: Hi honey? Have you received the package?
Me: oh, yes and thanks ma
Amanda: did you like it?
Me: oh, I love it…
We talked about few things before she hung up… I sighed ready to enter taxi that was heading to wonderland when knocks suddenly landed on my door again… “who is it this time, I hate seeing that agatha ugly face” I said in my mind and walked to the door that I later opened… Yes, I was more than surprised to see Allison standing in a sleeveless top and bum short…
Me: oh Allie, whatsup…
Allison: the bulb in the bathroom isn’t working and you seems to be only one available at this time..
Me: oh, okay..
I followed her her extremely sense making room,, I wasn’t given enough time to survey the room but I can see her pictures on the pink wall… I fixed the bulb to own surprise… Chaii, something I cannot do in normal day… “thank you” she said calmly while I smiled,exited her room, entered mine then jumped on the bed immediately..
I was woken up next day after my epic dream with Allison, chaii..”which kind dream be this” I murmured as I sat on my bed pondering on the stupid dream, I later took my bath then clad in a simple cloth, thank God the day is free… I headed downstairs very hungry but found something else, Allison was seated crosses legs on the couch watching her yea, zeeworld, you this actresses of nowadays sef… “can I….” I said pointing to the couch referring to her… She stared at me for few seconds, she then released her Heavenly smile pounding my chest very hard…
Allison: yes,,,,, and th…anks for yesterday night *she stammered*
I smiled then sat beside her both watching the channel that I later get tired of… Yes, I was stylishly stealing glances at her while at times my eyes meets with her blue eyes.. I was getting more uncomfortable…
Allison: so… Where are you from? *she broke the silence*
Me: Sweden *i quickly replied*
Allison: wow,,I’ll be shooting my next film in Sweden and that will be my first time in Sweden..
Me: oh, cool,,, am also a great actor, if you can get me a role that will be great..
She busted to laughter while I was smiling,,she stopped laughing staring me at me with her light blue eye making me feel like I did something wrong..
Allison: you might be wondering why nobody knows am a president’s daughter… Yes, my dad career ends once people finds out and eerm, I only came home because I missed home and I missed him..
Me: oh, am sorry
Allison: you don’t have to, am only telling you because you helped me yesterday night…
“you dey mad” I said in my mind na while I smiled in real life even though I noticed her phone kept ringing as were talking and she ignored the calls… Yes, our eyes kept meeting constantly and something tells me I have already fell in love with her..what? Chaii… Amanda text later entered my phone “come to my room now” was the content of the message… I bade Allison farewell while she smiled and waved at me… Chaii see smile..
I quickly rushed to her room which she opened immediately I knocked her door and yes she was staring at me worriedly…
Me: sounded urgent…
“I think am just kind of missing you” she said then busted to laughter… “go get dressed I want to show you somewhere” she added holding my hand…i smiled,disengaged and was headed to the door.. “hey mr man” she called while I turned to see her standing akimbo… “and you haven’t kissed me this morning” she added pretending to be angry while I smiled once again.. . Our lips got more closer and was finally locked.. We were still enjoying the kiss when yes,,the door was suddenly opened and we quickly disengaged even though we were already caught.. This is not good

I was transfixed on the same spot with all my body shaking staring agape at the confused Agatha, yes she was most murderously staring at me.. “so you don’t have to knock again” Amanda said calmly with anger tone as she held my hand to my surprise…
Amanda: you are the only one who knows about Jason am I right?, I think you should be more careful how you do around here, get out of my sight before I lose my temper *she lashed out in a cool angry tone*
Agatha apologized then walked away even though I was still scared and my conscience won’t let me be…
Me: I told you it wasn’t a good idea, Amanda look we have to stop this right now,we don’t even know if Agatha will expose us..
She stared at me for few seconds before tears trickled down her face, before I could say any more word, she landed me a hot slap while I staggered backward…
Amanda: I staked everything just for our love and you are here blabbering about ending everything, Jason we are in this together, we are lovers like it or not, as for Agatha leave her to me. You just spoiled my mood, now leave…
I walked out of her room rubbing my red cheek..chaii…that slap ehn!… Yes, I sat on my bed thinking about my doomed life… Of course I was very confused, obviously I have stayed indoor more than an hour and I was still thinking about this when knocks landed on my door… “come in” I said with a low tone… Allison then walked inside and closed the door… I was not so surprised until she sat beside me on my bed…mighty Allison?…”bro” she called jokingly while I let out a smile…
Allison: something wrong?
Me: n…othing *i stammered*
Yeah not as expected.. My heart started beating excruciatingly that I feared I’ll be dead if it continues to beat like that….
Allison: I was wondering if you eerm could go out with me, I don’t really know anywhere in Nigeria…
Me: su…re *i stammered again*
“thank you” she said with great happiness filled her eyes to the extent she pecked my cheek before she exited my room…something tells me I was more happy as I ran to my wardrobe… We went to different places or let me say I took her to different places…i got to know know many things about her especially the relationship part and yes I fed her lies in return and she seems to believe it…
Later in the night,,I was on my bed reminiscing my account with Allison and smiling to myself,,I was still in the state of my madness when an unsaved foreign number called me and I picked it at the third ring…
Person: agent jay
Recognising the voice as Mr President’s,,I quickly sat well composed…
Me: yes Mr President
President: I hope there is no problem..
Me: none sir
President: keep home safe, I’ll be back soon
Me: with my life sir..
He hung up while I tossed my phone aside trying to continue my sweet imagination..soft knocks suddenly landed on my door… I quickly jumped up and opened the door thinking it was Allison but I was surprised to see Amanda in her nightie…she entered without even asking for permission,,oh she is the First Lady, my bad.. I quickly closed the door with the fear of being caught together again…
Me: what are you doing here?
Amanda: am I not welcome here? Jason are you pushing me away? After all we’ve done together
Me: no Amanda, that’s not what I mean?
Amanda: so what did you mean? *standing akimbo*
Me: you might be seen entering my room.. You know,,it’s not safe for us
Amanda: don’t be like this Jason, okay I was wrong and am sorry,, I love you Jay, how can I let you go?
She held my hand staring in my eyes pitifully…oh don’t show me that face…
Me: but you are… *she cut in*
Amanda: shh, I know am this country president’s wife….but Jason our love matters most,, you are the only one in my heart, I can’t help it, I can’t stop loving you…
Me: let’s ju…st stop this *i stammered*
She looked into my eyes for few seconds “you are scared aren’t you” she asked while I failed to answer even though it was obvious that was the case…
President: it’s late, rest well,, I’ll need your energy soon.. See you tomorrow…
She dropped my hand then headed to door but suddenly stopped “and be careful of Allison she is very smart” she said with jealousy mixed with anger tone then walked out leaving me speechless.. I sat down on my bed then breathed heavily…chaii.. I picked up my phone and decided to surf the internet just to clear my head but I can’t believe what I saw… My pictures with Allison was all over the internet with the rumour of the First Lady’s brother dating an Hollywood star… What?….”did you see that” came in Allison message on whatsapp, yes we’ve already exchanged contacts…”yes I do” I replied her…
“oh I wish it was possible” she replied shocking me like emp… “I mean we could become good friends” she quickly replied her own message and doesn’t wait for me to reply before she wished me goodnight then went offline while I smiled and later unknowingly slept off…
The next day which was Friday for me was the most stressful day in my life… I and Amanda went to different places to perform the role of a First Lady..i was also interviewed in my occasions regarding my relationship with Allison and of course I denied the rumour and can see “that’s how you do it baby” smile on Amanda face,, Agatha on the other hand kept muted even though I caught her many times stealing glances at me which made me wonder if she was planning to murder me….
Night came as always as I was lying on my bed playing games when suddenly a message entered my phone..i quit the game immediately to check the message… “come to my room now….and be prepared” yes, the sender was Amanda… I sighed then dropped my phone… I opened my door successful to see what I wasn’t planning to see… Allison in sleeveless underwear-like cloth and a short skirt about knocking… I stared extremely surprised while she released her killer smile pushing my brow up…




the story of mr president and his wife

the story of mr president and his wife

wake up jason” a thin femine voice echoed..i could feel blood spreading all over my white shirt as I was been wheeled to the ambulance..”wake up jason” the blurry female figure running after us shouted again…the figure was later stopped by some nurses as I tried harder not to close my eyes but yes suddenly..everything went blank…
I quickly jumped up from my large bed checking my body..chaii.. “It was a dream” I said breathing and sweating heavily even in the cold weather.. Oh d--n.. It’s morning already.. I have been shot and stabbed many times but it was nothing horrific as in my dream.. Chaii… I dived into a simple cloth and walked to my neatly decorated sitting room to gulp down some water… I used the chance to switch on the medium plasma TV placed on an average shelf in my medium sized sitting room and yes all news channels was talking about the newly elected president.
Being the youngest president in Nigeria’s history marvelled everybody… The 45years old man (Johnson Paul Wellington) picture was shown boldly on Fox News channel with his wife (Johnson Christine Amanda)..oh his wife…the youngest First Lady in Nigeria’s history at the age of 29,,being a famous Hollywood actress before made it more unbelievable..chaii.. For some moments..i imagined myself being in their shoes…i will embezzle money ehn!..why that face, you think am lying? .. I sat down and switched the channel to supersport.. Why is there no p--n channel sef… “olamide story for the gods” suddenly blared out of my hotnote speaker signalling a call..the caller ID was hidden..confusion plastered on my face trying to figure out who it might be
Me: hello..
Person: Agent J
The voice was a complete match with the NIS director as the cattle-like voice made it more obvious..
Me: Agent Jay 1202.. Yes director..
Director: I am so sorry,, unfortunately your vacation has been cancelled as you have a new mission..
Me: but sir….(interrupted)
Person: the new president’s wife was attacked yesterday night by unknown Criminals..we lost few agents.. A skilled agent is required to ensure the full protection of the First Lady.,report to aso rock ASAP… Your flight has been booked..you are moving in the next 10hrs..
Me: but s..(cut in)
Person: it’s an order..
Me: understood sir… *hung up*
Chaii..three days in vacation..i was called up for another mission again…hours later..i was prepared..my analog clock hung on the wall in sitting room shows it was 9 hrs 30mins after the call from the NIS director.. After preparing my essential stuff in my back pack,,I exited my rented apartment and headed airport..
Location: Abuja
July,
Nnamdi azikwe airport. 5:32pm
After the short flight to abuja nnamdi azikiwe international airport.. A rugged man clad in Italian suit directed me to a Range Rover prepared to transport me.. Chaii.. Na so I dey feel boss… After few minutes on the road..we got to our destination..yea Aso rock.. The car slowly walked inside the overhead pillars and to the parking lot…i had to wait in the extremely spacious sitting room decorated with many da Vinci’s art as a result of the President having meeting in the conference room..bodyguards,agents and maids were everywhere..i don’t know why am required again..the extremely large plasma TV hung flatly on the wall was something else and indescribable..”this is paradise” I concluded..the President later walked in with the big bellied NIS director smiling behind and his wife..yes his wife was beside him in her white designed gown..the gown was Heavenly that it seemed Angel Gabriel was her tailor..and maybe it was Angel Michael..who knows!!
Me: welcome sir..*standing and making a low bow*
NIS director: you are here Jason..
Mr President: hello young man…have your seat..lets talk..
I sat beside the NIS director facing Mr President and his wife..a glance at the President wife made me want to glue my eyes.. She was perfect.. Her green kryptonite coloured eyes is enough to die for.. She was extremely beautiful that I won’t argue if it turns out she was an angel or a goddess.. Chinsos
Mr President: My wife was attacked by unknown criminals yesterday’s night.. Such thing could repeat itself again.. We need a maximum protection which I hope you can provide..
NIS director: This will be a full time protection means you will be living here in aso rock till we are sure everything is settled.. You follow her everywhere she goes..
President wife: even to the bathroom?
President and the NIS director bursted to laughter while I smiled and suddenly our eyes met.. I mean I and the President wife.. Why will I be looking at the ugly big bellied director and president…she was so beautiful that I had to stared for few seconds before gathering all my strength to look away.. Chaii.. Is that my heart beating?…
Mr President: I hope I can fully trust you..
Me: You won’t be dissapointed sir..
Mr President: please protect my wife without her am nothing *he begged calmly*
Me: with my life sir..
NIS director: this can’t be leaked out,, this is the reason you will be acting as the First Lady’s brother that just cameback from abroad..make sure you are not discovered as a special agent.. Once you are discovered,everything is over.. Good luck agent J..
I shook hands with the standing President and once again my eyes met with his gorgeous Medusa wife who was smiling as we took a short stares at each other
Mr President: I have a meeting with the commissioners*he pecked his wife and walked out with the director*
The whole room was silent as I was still standing doing everything I could to avoid her eyes as she was seated watching the TV…”Jason right? ” she suddenly said..
Me: yes madam..
Her: i hope it isn’t my permission you are waiting for to sit-down is it?
I smiled still maintaining my balance…even though I don’t really know why I was standing..aiish
Her: it seems it was.. Okay sit down…*smiling*
Me: thank you madam..*sat down*
My phone suddenly started ringing.. The caller’s number was unsaved..who is this one again..”excuse me ma”..i said even though she failed to reply and I quickly swipe to the green telephone symbol on my phone screen..”that’s my number” a familiar,clearer and louder voice said from the my phone speaker and outside the call..then I realise it was the President wife calling..
Her: I pranked you..anyway that’s my number,, I may call you anytime *smiling*
Is that your own prank?… Chaii….”you need brain surgery bikonu” I said in my mind na,i won’t want to die young…”sir” a feminine voice brought me out of my thoughts..i turned to the direction of the very tall dark girl clipped in suit…”follow me, let me show you your room sir” she said bowing like in Korean movies..chaii.. Na so I start to dey feel myself.. Chaii.. I stood without hesitation and followed the girl..
President wife: Rest well.. See you tomorrow..jason..*stressing the j.a.s.on*
Did she just call my name again?.i stopped then looked back surprisingly.. Chinsos.. She smiled while I pulled together all my physical,mental and my other strengths to smile back then followed the tall girl.. We climbed up the stairs and later got to a room she called mine…i made my way inside still thinking about the President wife.. Oh my God.. This is completely a death wish thought..

Continues from the last scene of the previous episode…
Soft knocks landed on my door waking me from my sweet sleep.. “why is morning so fast this days” I cursed in my mind..the very large room and the gargantuan soft bed will make someone sleep and wake up in heaven..the room was painted white with large-medium LG plasma on the wall,, you know what I mean now… I sluggishly stood up and walked to the door half naked…i opened it popping my head out to see same tall dark girl..you no dey sleep nii..
Girl: Morning sir,, sorry to wake you sir but the first lady is waiting for you downstairs….
Me: right now?.. Oh.. Okay ma’am.. I’ll be there right away…
Girl: You can call me Agatha sir..
Me: oh no problem…
She walked away with a smile while I closed the door and quickly ran inside the bathroom in which I spent not less than 10minutes…i stepped into my room and quickly clad in my finest Italian suit.. I smiled to the big mirror I was facing revealing my handsome 26years old face together with my killer dimples(i swear na) and the lipstick-like pinklip.. D--n.. I then rushed downstairs..yes,, the first lady was sitting on the golden couch watching the news that was based on her and the President while she was smiling alongside…
Me: morning ma…
President’s wife: oh Jay,,morning..how was your night?
Me: awesome ma and yours?
President’s wife: not really great
Me: *shocked* something happened?
President’s wife: hmm.. Personal..
Me: oh, alright ma..
President’s wife: let’s eat something we are going somewhere..
Me: e..at?
President’s wife: I won’t take no for an answer.. Remember..you are my brother..*stood up and patted my shoulder*
I was speechless as I stood transfixed on the same spot.. Thats how I got to have a clear view of her angelic dress.. She was dressed in a pink gown designed with flowers while her hair was neatly packed backward nailing the combo.. Chaii… “Jay” she called as she was heading the dinning jolting me off my death wished thoughts..i followed her with my heart beating different drums(especially reggae and jazz) .. Oh my gosh…food was already placed on the table with agatha standing by it.. I sat opposite the first lady evading her beautiful eye.. We later started eating after agatha have tasted the food preventing poison..
President’s wife: wife? Children?
Me: wh…at…no..ne ma *i stammered*
President’s wife: really?..great..
“Great?.. Why is that great?” I asked in my mind and it was as if she read my mind as she replied immediately…
President’s wife: I mean for a young guy like you,, it won’t be cool having a wife and children at your age *she quickly corrected herself*…
Me: o…kay ma..
President’s wife: how’s the food?
Me: delicious ma *smiling*
President’s wife: let’s hurry up.. We are going to be late..
We exited the biggest and largest building found at the center of the extremely enormous compound consisting of different buildings..the building was where the President and his wife stays and now with me.. We later made it to the car,, a Honda jeep 2014 edition to be precise with agatha and a male guard as she already said she didn’t want to alert the criminals by moving in convoy.. We entered the car and exited the compound with me sitting beside her at the backseat and agatha at the front seat while the other guard was doing the driving part…
After some hours of visiting orphanage homes, some government schools and some government hospitals while I was doing the job of stylishly shielding the First Lady from the mob and acting as her brother alongside,we then later headed aso rock.. Silence occupied the car till we got to aso rock.. Agatha opened the door for her while I exited through the second door and we made it inside the central biggest building in the compound.. A woman in her early fifties that I recognised as the vice president’s wife and a girl of about 25 seems to be her daughter was seated in the sitting room watching the TV…they stood when they sighted us and the woman greeted the first lady shaking hands with her while the girl bowed…
President’s wife: we should sit-down.. What’s your name again *referring to the girl*
Girl: it’s Mirabel ma but Mira is okay..
“sit down” she whispered to me as I was still standing..i quickly sat down with her resuming the acting..
Mira: it’s nice to meet you in person ma..
President’s wife: it seems Mr vice president is here,,am I right?
V. President wife: yes, he is in the meeting room with the President..
President’s wife: I thought so.. I knew you couldn’t just visit..
I caught mirabel countless time stealing glances at me.. Mirabel is a little light skin girl with enormous boobs and a beautiful face not as beautiful as the President wife’s..”but why is she glancing” I asked myself stupidly…”we will visit some other times” Mirabel replied…
V. President wife: by the way,, who is this young handsome man,, I have never seen his face before…
President’s wife: oh Jason? ..he is my brother..he just came to visit from Sweden… Jason meet our country vice president’s wife and her daughter…
Me: nice to meet you *i bowed*
She later rounded off the conversations by giving the president’s wife her first son wedding invitation letter coming in a week time with the excuse that the date has been fixed far long before the President was elected.. After the meeting between the President and his vice, they all left with the President and with the excuse of having another meeting not after Mirabel winked at me and walked away shaking her biggest backyard confusing me more and it was like the President’s wife noticed as she won’t stop looking at me somehow..chaii…
Night came so fast to my advantage while I was sitting beside the President’s wife watching her boring fashion show.. I was very uncomfortable even though she insisted and commanded me to sit with her,,yes,,Agatha was surprised as I can see “what’s going” look obviously shown on her face… Yes,, I also don’t know what’s going on so stop looking at me like that…
The President later walked inside accompanied by a tall dark heavily built man known to be president personal guard holding a traveling bag and yes a lady that I immediately recognized as one the most famous Hollywood actress even famous than Amanda and was probably in her early twenties(22-23).. She was smiling holding the President’s right hand and clad in a bum short-like short, a top revealing her abdomen part and an high heel shoe,,totally an American style…chaii..why is she here?  

We stood up as they walked towards our direction…on getting to where we were standing..even though I was standing like street light with all my attention directed to the girl..chaii…”Hi” the girl said and followed the male guard upstairs while I was wondering why she just acted like a goddess..did she possibly not see the first lady?…
President: I am sorry honey..
President’s wife: it’s okay,, she needs resting,, I didn’t see that coming though..
President: she just called to tell me she is at the airport… I am really sorry honey *he pecked her forehead*..i have an important meeting early tomorrow,, I’ll go-to bed first…
He kissed her right hand then climbed up the stairs… We later sat continuing the boring fashion show while I was filled with curiosity… “what’s up jay” she asked as she noticed..
Me: may I ask you a questi..on ma?? *i stammered*
President’s wife: go on*staring at me while smiling*
Me: who is that girl?
President’s wife: *sighed* My step daughter..
Me: w…hat? *i stammered*
President’s wife: I heard she was born in London and spent few years in Nigeria,she then went back to London with her mother after her parent divorced.. Yea she hate me, she accused me of stealing his mother’s position.. What a kid… anyways… You should sleep… *smiling*
Agatha gave her a cup filled with water and she drank it,stood up then left for her room while agatha followed her.. I was totally confused…chaii.. I later retired to my room with my mind filled with thoughts… Well,its not my concern…i jumped on my bed without bothering to undress as I was very tired and slowly drifted to wonderland..
Few days later..
Blood gushes out of my mouth as I tried to talk to the blurred female figure running after me as I was been wheeled by nurses to the ambulance and the female figure in a little short blue designed gown was stopped by the nurses while I was covered in blood,, I was successful wheeled inside the ambulance and the door was shut close,, gbrrrrm… My alarm woke me as I rushed up from my bed.. This is the second time am having this weird dream..
I would have called mum and and told her about the scary dream but I decided against it as it would seem I caused more problem for myself as she won’t let me rest again…i muttered some prayers then ran into the bathroom checking the time and realising the first lady would give speech early the morning.. I later dashed downstairs after dressing and yes the angel was waiting for me sitting on her usual part of the large couch watching the news.. She smiled immediately she saw me while I returned the smile..
President’s wife: you are always late..
Me: Man’s stuff,,, am sorry ma..
She released her Heavenly smile yet again making my head hot like a coal-iron.. “are you ready?” said the President as he walked inside the sitting room probably coming from the early morning meeting,,I hope meetings don’t kill him… “yes we are” the first lady replied standing up…
“Allison?” the president asked referring to Agatha… “in her room sir” Agatha replied while he sighed… My eye suddenly met with the president wife whom I don’t know have been staring at me, she quickly faced another direction shyly….
we all later exited the building…we got separated after the long lasting speech,,the President went to another meeting with the commissioner for police while we headed aso rock,, I sat by the First Lady at the backseat as usual even though everywhere was more than silent..
President’s wife: have you eaten? *broke the silence*
Me: n…o *i stammered*
“there is something on your face” she rubbed my cheek with her right hand making me uncomfortable more and more as I sat hotter than fire.. “don’t mind me, I was just kidding” she added removing her hand and ofcourse I can see agatha suspicious and confused look through the mirror..”how do you feel being popular” she continued…yes,, I was finally revealed to the world as her brother..in no time,,my followers on instagram were uncountable with different messages…”g..reat” I replied stammering…i can see “what are you two up to” look on agatha’s face through the mirror as she was stylishly monitoring us even though the rest of the journey to aso rock was boring…
Later in the night, I was lying on my bed playing games on my phone and I was heavily enjoying the game when a call landed on my phone and yes.. it was the first lady.. Why late in the night.. I quickly picked it…
President’s wife: hi Jay.. Something is up with my laptop,,can you come and check it out for me?..
Me: oh I’ll be there right away ma…
I quickly dropped my phone and dashed out of my room in my brown knicker-bocker and a black underwear singlet…i was called in her room after knocking for almost eternity…she was in a blue towel covering her body with water dripping down her hair showing she was just out of the bathroom..chaii.. Chineke.. Her fresh body almost killed the junior Jason underneath.. “stop staring will you” she said and showed where the laptop was….yea it was on her bed,, she disagreed me taking out her laptop to my room to diagnose it while I was lost and confused…”don’t worry,the wall is soundproof” she assured me..
To my surprise,,she removed the towel and started creaming her body,,I can’t just believe what I was seeing,, she was stark naked, her fresh body was something to kill for, something to die for and even even go-to hell without second thought..she told me not to mind her and face my business but how,, my steel rod have successfully tear my boxers and was training underneath with Mike Tyson…i thought I was concentrated on the laptop I was to repair till I found out I haven’t even switched it on,,I guess I wasn’t concentrating.. I switched on the laptop trying to face my business and fortunately she later clad in her nightie calming my soul down but junior Jason won’t stop vexing as it was hard as han steel sword..
She sat beside me on the large bed probably looking at what I was doing.. I was still trying to repair the laptop when a hand found it way to my lap shocking me like a transformer that the laptop nearly fell..i tilted my head to her direction to meet her seductive smile as she was still rubbing my lap to the cave/dungeon area..”w…h..” I was still trying to say.. “shhh” she said placing her two fingers on my lip…



the escape of death and its evidence

the escape of death and its evidence

EZRA:”what????” he exclaimed with shock
“abeg na
esynachi:i don tell you finish,you bought
yourself an iphone (how
wish i could tell her where her husband get
it from)and you think
what is good for me is panties and bra
right.see if you wan enter
thy kingdom come today better go out there
and get me wetting i
ask you,she said an turned to face the wall.
Ezra:chaii,wetting i go do now o,if i no enter
HER dis night i fit die o
he said in his mind then stretch is hand to
touch his wife thinking
that his hand will make make her aroused
(put her in the mood)
esynachi:”leave me jor”she exclaimed with
seriousness,”that your
charm no go work see you go buy me the
gift or not?
Ezra:but baby you no say #runtown talk am
say make you give
me love wey better pass money,and the one
wey sweet pass
oreo (honey) why you come dey punish me
like this na”
esynachi: you forget say the same #runtown
talk say ” if you like
make you fight for the love,if you like make
you craze for the
love” so you see,you never fight for my love
an neither have you
craze for my love the day wey i go see you
pull cloth because of
me begin dey run for street then i go give
you the love wey you
ask for, i ask again will you give me what i
ask for or not?.
Ezra:ehm baby i will, but not today is late
already i will get it for
you first thing tomorrow morning,i no fit go
out like this na”he
said pointing his hand to his erected d--k.
Esynachi:”smile”i believe you and that is why
i love you,how wish
you did this long ago we for don enjoy
finish now oya come”
Ezra dived to her side of the bed with haste
like a hungry lion
before you could say jack,cloth where flying
in the air, he move
his right hand closer to
her V and start romancing it and she
wind her a-s to different direction, then
he inserted his hand inside her pant
and touch her p---y and
then she moan and raise
her head up inhaling the pleasure, he put
his
hand inside more and felt
the temperature of the
V, that place they hot
like wetin holyghost fire touch.
He draw her head closer
and continue kissing her
while he use his other hand
to romance her p---y,
she touch her d--k and start robbing
it diligently, then she bend
down and pulL out his d--k and
start sucking it very well, he was enjoying
the bj like kilode, esynachi suck
like Madonna (oh yeah Madonna don
suck Ezra before, for dream.the p--n gurus
will understand
better).
Esynachi stood up and kiss him on
his lips again then she
whisper to him “I want you to f--k me”.
oh yeah Ezra was ready, he turned
her to face the wall then put a pillow
undernet her
making her p---y to come out from her
back, he use his hand to
guide his hard d--k inside
her wet p---y,he insert it
first and remove it again,
he did it thrice to make his
d--k wet with her juice
before he insert it finally
and start digging, she was
also thrusting back to make
it more interesting and
easier for him, her p---y
is wide no doubt but
he is glad he is digging it.
the room has turn to sex
room with moaning sound
echoing everywhere, esynachi was
moaning very loud,
Ezra was thrusting very fast
then he hold her close and
shift her closer to the wall
also romancing her boobs
with her hands, this time
she moan louder,
then he stop and she force him
to lie down, esynachi sat ontop
his d--k and start digging
him very well like say no
tomorrow again she
dig him very well, Ezra sat up
and started meeting her
t----t both of them sitting up as they were
digging esynachi b----t were crying to be
freed from her bra, then he free the boobs
and it start daggling up and down, Ezra use
his mouth to catch the boobs and start
sucking it while they continue f-----g.
They continue to f--k thereself for close to
40 minutes before Ezra
finally c-m they where both exusted then
they both lie down
together and slept off.
**THE NEXT DAY AT SKY RESIDENCE TIME 7.40
AM***
“hey big head wake up breakfast is ready”
that was the voice of sky girlfriend
“Amblessed”,wierd name right?sometime i
do wonder why on earth will a child’s
parent give birth to a child and give that
child a full sentence as name,the name get
suffix and prefix, very soon now wey go dey
hear name like “praise thy lord”,agbor live in
the town of lagoon, “simbi is a girl and so
on and so fort, well he no concern me sha
no be person bear boluwatife ( a bowl that
thief ife) afterall the name really fit her
because any body that come in contact with
her is always blessed one way or the other.
Well let me give you guys a little intro about
amblessed or amby as sky prefer to call her.
She is a girl who unknown to sky was
betrothed to him at birth by his parents
which he later find out a year after he
landed on his father land, they attend the
same school sat together in class and do
many things which is no body business till
they find out that they were betrothed to
eachother at birth and ever since then their
relationship has blossom in both in the
secret and in the open, they where
recommend as the best lovers ever recorded
in history.
She is fair in completion, not to tall, average
in size, and has a big a-s which is her killer
point there is no way she will pass by on the
road that any sane human will not look at
her twice, u can even fall into the gutters if
care is not taking she is a perfect example of
the word “ukwu as it was use by timaya, she
has a melodious boobs if there is any word
like that in the English dictionary,to cut the
long story short,by mere looking at her you
will have up to 500 reasons to insult the
writter of “the beautiful ones are not yet
born”. well let me end it here for now before
some of my guys will carry touchlight put for
there head in broad daylight begin dey find
her dey waka *winks
back to the story
sky: “sweete what did u cook” ? Sky ask
standing up from the bed
amby: see dis guy o when did they start
cooking in the morning ? I prepared tea and
bread ,so go and freshing up and meet me
at the table.
Sky: “oooooooooooo” he said with a
frustrated smirk “i told before that i don’t
like eating all this overseas food cook me
better thing joor
amby: u can eat what ever u like when am
not here but as far as am here what ever i
prepare is what we will eat so dat u will not
go and disgraced me outside where u will
be asking for fufu early in the morning, she
said smiling.
Sky: ok ma your wish is my command he said
and dash into the bathroom.
***AT NOON OF THAT SAME DAY***
sky and amblessed where busy chatting
heavily in the sitting room
amby: honey do u no that i have open
another Facebook account?
Sky: hmmmmmm so what is the user name?
Amby: chindinma esther.
(oh least i forget she is an hybrid of both ibo
and edo and chindinma is her ibo name.
They say that a good man does not make his
girl jealous of the world rather he make the
world jealous of his girl and i am beginning
to see some sense in that.
Sky: hmmmmmm dat is nice dear.my
baby,my smile, my frown,my wrong, my
right, my pain, my happiness, my joy, my
everything i love u dear, i don’t know how
heaven is dear but i won’t mind going to
hell with you my #MAGNIFICENT_QUEEN.
Amby: hmmmmmm u have started flattering
me again o ehm u no what? You won
because i am blushing already and i love u
too our parents really make a good decision
by betrothing us at birth, Darling, i will soon
be going home o, i have some things to do
at home.
Sky: ok dear, i would have love to follow u
but Ezra will be coming to see me today and
i don’t want to keep him waiting.
Amby:i understand love and please extend
my greeting to him and tell him i will pay
him and his wife a surprise visit next week.
Sky: ok my curipitory (na lil kesh talk am o) i
will tell him.
Amby: let me go and arrange my things and
go home on time to avoid holdup.
Sky: ok dear
and she stood up and went to the bedroom.
***20 MINUTES LATER AFTER********
Sky was balanced in his sitting room
watching #Atlantis with his 25 inches
plasma tv hanging on the wall of the room.
“woke up one Sunday morning,told my
daddy am leaving home,going off to the city
tomorrow even though i don’t know where
to go, daddy say son don’t be a fool,because
life in the city is unbelievable, you could get
broken oh you just a little boy you may
never find your way. Hahaha i no you guys
are confused well let me ease your curiosity
“that is a song by #darey titled
#pray_for_me and that is sky Samsung
galaxy core 2 ringing. Oya let go back to the
story,sky noticed is phone was ringing he
look at the screen and saw the word “amby
my sunshine” bodly written on it then he
picked it up with haste.
***CONVERSION BETWEEN SKY AND
AMBLESSED ON THE PHONE***
Amby: “good afternoon love” that is one
thing about this girl always respectful well e
no concern me sha.
Sky: evening sweetheart are you missing me
already? He said with a funny smirk
amby: yes baby am missing you like kilode
(ehm my yoruba fans abeg una fit tell me the
meaning of kilode? Because me no no am o
i just dey hear people dey talk am )
sky:chaii, love is sweet o see as the almighty
amblessed just dey act like small pikin all
because of love well issoright” he said
laughing.
Amby:you don start again with this issoright
of a thing o,well am just scared that you will
leave me one day and go after another girl”
she said with a serious note.
Sky: look baby, if i had to live my life without
you close to me,the days will be empty,the
night would seem so long, with you i see
forever,i might have been in love before but
it never felt this strong,our dreams are
young and we both no they will take us
where we want to go,i don’t want to leave
without you,nothing is gonna change my
love for you,you ought to know by now how
much i love you,the world may change my
whole life though but nothing is gonna
change my love for you,my love for you will
always remain constant just like the k in
variation, if the road ahead is not easy our
love will lead the way like a guiding star.
(abeg person fit help me tell sky make he
stop because i don dey jealous o issoright)
amby: hmm am blushing already you always
have a way to put smile on my face i love
you so much the people in the bus are now
thinking that my memory is not functioning
anymore because i am smilling to my
self.anyway Ezra don come?she ask in
pinging English.
Sky: nope i never see am o i will call him
when am done with our call.
Amby: ok baby i will call you when i get
home love you bye!!
Sky: ok
***call went dead***
the beginning of madness(season 1)

the beginning of madness(season 1)

***FEW HOURS LATER**
Richard got home then he remember the
date which he have with his new catch, he
decide to call her to find out if she is
ready.he dipped his hand into his bag to
bring out his phone but was surprise when
the phone was not there, at first he thought
it was his memory that was deceiving him,
he check all of his pocket but meet the same
result,it was then the memory of the great
circumstances that he find himself was
overing on his head.
The phone which was stolen contain some
vital document and the future of his
organization depend on those document,HE
started panicking moving to and fro around
his room.”how can i be so stupid, what will i
tell my boss tomorrow he soliloquize with
other series of questions, o my God i am
finished he lamented.
***THE NEXT DAY AT SKY BANK***
Richard was seen in his manager office with the look on his manager face,you
can guess he is really in a big soup.
“i see you are thinking that i am joking,i ask
again Richard where are the document i ask
you to print out” his boss asked facing is
gaze directly on him. I am sorry boss my
phone was stolen yesterday and that is
where i copied the document to richard
answered, with a frightening tone.
Richard boss: what????, dont you know that
the future of this organization depend on
those document? How can you be so stupid
to copy such vital document into your
phone? I gave you that docment bcus i
thought you will be in a better position to
handle them,now i know that you are the
most careless human that i have ever met.i
give you 1 month to find and bring that
document back to this organization, and on
that period of 1 month you have been
suspended from your work and mind
you,failure to bring that document back to
the organization, if the organization is
going down you are going down with it, his
boss threatening”and i am not bluffing”he
added, now leave my presence his boss said
Richard: please sir don’t……
His boss interrupted him in a angry voice “i
said leave now before i call the security
Richard left with the thought of how he is
going to find the phone oh my God!, i am
finish he said and busted into fresh tears.
***WESLEY HOTEL AND SUIT***
meanwhile, Ezra was seen show casing his
new phone or should i say his new stolen
phone? Well any one wey you put am abeg.
His coligues where busy Celebrating with
him, taking selfies and other things.
Wesley secretary: ehhm Ezra you are now a
boss o you are using an iphone when the
hotel manager cannot even dream of using
it. Abeg snap me jaree, wait oh how much
you buy am self?
Ezra: help me thank god o, my elder brother
sent me the phone from UK he said that he
bought it one million dollar, my brother is
bill gate special adviser, all the thing wey bill
gate dey create na my brother dey advice
him on how to create them.
Secretary: eh eh tell me something she said
clapping her hands together
Ezra: he promise me a range rover 2032
model when he is coming back from abroad
(abeg my fans range rover 2032 model don
come out?)
secretary: please, when he come tell me oh i
will like to see him, by the way is he
married?
Ezra: no he is not, he said he will find a wife
when he come to Nigeria and take her to
UK,he said he don’t want to marry UK girl
because they don’t know how to cook.
secretary: ( “mhen dis guy will be loaded
and will be ready to spend oh” she said in her
mind) abeg if he just land for Nigeria just tell
me abeg she said smilling.
Ezra: “no problem i go tell you he said.
And they continue with their pictures
posing all kind of style in his mind he has
use the secretary head he don’t know that
he just use his hand to sign his brouhaha
certificate to his nemesis , but this time is
not going to be brouhaha in the house of
god is gonna be brouhaha in the hand of
the witches in his village.
**THE NEXT DAY AT BOLUWATIFE CRIB***
Boluwatife was busy arranging the normal
stuff of the day singing is usual song,(you
guys are suppose to no na abi make i sing
the song? Ok let me ease you Guys curiosity).
My customers tell me say they wan buy igbo,
i hope say dem no come for credit,shey dem
come with money, as i dey here so i no get
igbo for credit,i dey mad over igbo, i dey
mad over igbo. That was the voice of
boluwatife singing is own version of mad
over you. He was so engrossed with the
song and the rapping of his stuff when the
baddest guy (sky) is long time customer
who he has not seen for month walked into
the crib.
***conversion between sky and
boluwatife***
“eh baddest where you first go na,i miss you
o” boluwatife ask when he noticed his
presence.
“i travelled go see my people for village jor,
you no say e don tay wey i see dem,sky
replied.
“i talk am say na travel you go, your face
scarce die i come dey reason whether dem
dey sign paper to see you o,boluwatife
exclaimed with happiness. “Oya how many
you want ?” he added.
“how you take know say na igbo i wan buy
self?
Hahaha boluwatife laughed ” a leopard
cannot change it spot and neither can can a
fowl run in the day light for nothing.i no say
you no fit leave your place come here if not
for igbo” he added.
“sky laughed.give me 12 parcel jor and stop
this your adage there is no time to check
time.
“shey you know say 12 parcels too
much,boluwatife ask With concern.
“me no Dey smoke na i dey use am to cook,
na my friends dey smoke abeg give me
make i commot here.
Boluwatife gave him the parcels and he left
admist cheering from both of them.
And the idiots continue with his song.
***AT EZRA RESIDENCE***
“Today is my birthday, i no that my boo will
not disappoint me i cant wait for him to
come back so that we will go out and have
fun together, esynachi said and she started
singing all of me by john legend.
***5:30 pm of the same day***
Ezra decided to buy birthday gift for his
wife.he thought of what to buy and his
stupid mind settle for panties and bra(up till
now i still dey wonder what make him take
such useless decision)
***FAST FORWARD TO WHEN HE GOT
HOME***
Esynachi was very happy when Ezra walk
into the house with a nylon bag,she showed
her joy by hugging him very tight.
***CONVERSION BETWEEN THE COUPLES***
EZRA: Sweetheart *cough*you know i love
you and i can do anything for u.
Esynachi: *blushing* yes honey i know.
Ezra:happy birthday my dearest sweet,the
bone of my bone and the flesh of my
flesh,the combination of both Adanna and
Adeaze (those that read Adanna the
mysterious aba girl will understand better) i
bought this gift for you. (He said
handling him the nylon bag).
esynachi collected it with haste and open it
to meet the greatest shock ever recorded in
her life.
Esynachi:Ezra so because you have 4 boxers
that was why you want to mock me by
buying me panties for my birthday.
Ezra : did you just say i have 4 boxers…do
you know how much they
sell boxers??
Esynachi: i have 10-15
pants and bra already so why buying me
panties when there are thousand of things
out there?
Ezra: since you don’t appreciate the gift, ok
let solve the maths.
1 pant(best quality)=N50…(50X15)=750
1 boxer=N700…(700X4)=2800
PROBLEM SOLVED.
My 4 boxers can buy you over 30
pants.(my guys abi i lie???) i bought you ten
pant and bra and you are here complaining.
He said and went into there bedroom while
esynachi stood in bilwerderment.
***CONTINUE FROM THE LAST SCENE***
Ezra sat down watching esynachi exit to the
bedroom in bilwerderment “what is wrong
with this woman self,it is really hard to
please a woman o”he said in a surprise tune
askin no one in perticuler. then he switch on
his plasma tv hanging on the wall.
***AT THE BEDROOM***
“so this man think he can spoil my day ba,
even if i love him that those not mean i
should not threat his fuckup na,he went and
bought himself an iphone shey me no fit dey
use iphone,i no what to do”she said with an
evil smirk and went into her wardrobe.
***AT THE SITTING ROOM***
Ezra was still in the sitting room watching
his favourite movie “THE FLASH”,he was so
engrossed with the kind of speed which
Barry Allen is running fast, wishing it was
him.EVERY SUPERWOMAN NEEDS A SUPERMAN,
that was the tune of his iphone (or should i
say stolen iphone? Anyone you call am abeg)
singing FOR LIFE by RUNTOWN and that
jacked him from the movie into reality.
He looked at the screen and saw “sky” on it
he picked it with haste.
***CONVERSION BETWEEN SKY AND EZRA***
Ezra: idiot, shey the food for village don
finish you chop abi, you no wan come back
again ba?
Sky: “your papa lap,who you dey call idiots
you sure say you well? Anyway i dey Benin
now o i land yesterday na
Ezra: “ewe”he shouted on the phone.so u
don land and you no fit call me?,i first talk
am say you be correct M.U.M.U why you no
fit call me since?
Sky: my phone switch off na that is why. You
no say you na my real guy na, so i no fit land
without calling you.
Ezra: i understand but you still be fool
(sometime i dey wonder whether this guy
call Ezra fit talk without insulting someone
abi na so his mouth be? Anyway that is a
Quesion for my fans i no they will answer it
well anyway back to the story) “how village
na and wetting you carry come for me he
ask at the same time.
Sky:village fine o,i carry many things come
na do make you come collect your own o
Ezra: “chaii” guy i believe you die, i go show
on Sunday na i cant wait to see your useless
face.
Sky: if you hear say thunder wan strike just
forget, your own don finish.na me you dey
insult anyhow, infact thunder fire that man
wey sit down for village under mango tree
dey read news paper wey call him self your
papa.anyway see you on Sunday i dey
expect you.
Ezra: ok na.(call hangup) “chaii my real guy
don show all this useless guy no go fit do
anyhow follow me again, baddest is back”
he said and smiled then he stood up and
went to the bedroom.
***IN THE BEDROOM***
Ezra open the door to meet esynachi on
bumpshot lying down on the bed rather
than their normal pyjames, immediately
junior badoski stand up ready for action.
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LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING,
The best car in the world is a woman…
Ask me why
—2 beautiful headlights in the front (boobs)
—2 great bumpers at the back (A-S)
—Self -lubricating when hot (virginal fluid).
—Finger touch ignition (switches them on).
—Automatic engine oil change every
month (menstrual period).
—Any type of piston fits (it does not choose
what will enter it or not).
—Multiple seating styles & adjustment.
—Great accessories.
—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml
refill.
“That’s why MEN are dying to own one”:
please tell other luxurious cars u
know, and to the men who appreciate
fine vehicles.
Don’t dares anywoman because the power
to create and to destroy is in there hands
through one woman (eve) the world was
destroyed and through another woman
(mary) salvation comes to the world, so if
your girlfriend or wife is angry with you my
brother please i beg you in the name of God
apologise to her even if you are at fault,it
will not change anything in the relationship
it will only increase you guys love for each
other, it shows that you are matured and
also you can control the home.
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BACK TO THE STORY……
Ezra sit on the bed trying to touch esynachi.
Esynachi: what is it again na, cant someone
sleep in peace again?
Ezra: honey please let have fun junior
Ezra is up already.
Esynachi: if you need it this night go out
there and get me birthday gift she said with
seriousNess written all over her face
Ezra: “what”……. He exclaimed .